We Spread The News in New York

With South America and Europe done and dusted it was time for the 3rd and final leg on our trip, USA and Central America.  Everyone was excited, we had NYC as our first stop and we were meeting up with Nanny and Poppy (my parents) for the first time in 7 months. We had 15 nights of NYC to look forward to.

I had heard that NYC was not the place to visit with kids (especially a 2 and a 5-year-old) but if you ask our kids they certainly loved it. We walked more than an Ethiopian postman but everyone survived.  I’d often blame the kids or the parents when I needed a break.  “Ez, we might need a break now as I’m sure the kids, mum and dad are getting buggered”. It is probably the only city on our trip so far that we have said we can’t wait to come back without the kids to make the most of the after dark activities. That being said we still did get out after dark a bit (thanks to Nanny and Poppy for babysitting).

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After listening to the Alicia Keys song where she sings “New York, there’s nothing you can’t do” Piper once asked “Can you go to the toilet in the street?”. I’m glad to say she didn’t (can’t be sure about Ez though) but I reckon plenty of others do. In some ways it’s a pretty dirty city, rubbish all over the street and the subway with a high degree of urination.  Once you see past that it’s amazing.  I spent most of our time trying to figure out what movie a certain street or restaurant was from. I was pretty bad at it.  I was confident I nailed  Ferris Bueller’s Day Off at one stage before Ez smugly informed me that it was filmed in Chicago. We also tried our hand at a little at celebrity spotting but I came up with donuts! Except the day we were at the Top of The Rock, when US Open champ Stan Wawrinka and the girl Kokkinakis banged (thanks N. Kyrgios) popped up with his  trophy for a quick photo.


Here are my top 10 tips for visiting New York with kids under 6. (Now, when I say top 10 tips, it’s pretty much just what we did!)

  1. Location is key to getting around. We stayed in Midtown in a hotel for 5 nights and then Williamsburg, Brooklyn for 10 nights.  Give me Brooklyn anytime.  We had a house with space, 50 metres from the subway and 1 stop on the L line to Manhattan.  There are parks, the ferry, happening food and fashion. For those from Sydney, think Newtown on acid.  Come to think of acid, the girls loved watching this guy (tests pending on sexuality) in a black leather thong (nothing else) busting out some incredible dance moves at the intersection on the corner. Piper commented “You CAN do whatever you want in New York!” Brooklyn is also home to the famous Brooklyn Bowl (best fried chicken) and Brooklyn Brewery (get some takeaway if you have kids!).  Dad and I managed a few whilst people watching on our front steps.


2. The hop on hop off bus. Yes, that old chestnut. Sitting on the top deck cruising the city is always a kid’s favourite. Some cities you go miles without any commentary needed, this one the bloke talked more than the Gossip Girls sucking helium as there were that many sites to take in.


  1. When times get tough, there is always Uber (or ‘youber’ as mum and dad called it) to get you around. It can get pretty hot in NYC in September so jumping in an air conditioned car home or to the next destination was an easy fix. We may have become a little too casual with child seats (i.e. using none) and this may have contributed to my current 4.4/5 rating on Uber. Now I would usually be stoked with getting 4.4/5 in something until  I had one driver (Derrick, yes his real name) informed me this is a really bad rating.  When I got into his car he said “you don’t look like a butthead, so why the crap rating?” I am definitely blaming the kids. Mainly Evie, possibly Ez.
  2. If the kids need a break from the standard sightseeing (or you need someone else to come up with ideas to keep them interested), check out the Children’s Museum of the Arts. It’s like a giant kids craft workshop.  They made helmets, playdough figures, puppets, artwork.  All the stuff that I suck at. I tried my hand at it and am now officially the equal 3rd best artist in the family.


5. Think about splitting some key attractions to get the most out of it. i.e. one person goes first and then swaps with the other to visit it kid free. We don’t do this often but regret not doing it for the 9/11 museum.  You could easily spend hours in here but we probably hurried a little too much as they were over it.

6. Central Park. You could go here 10 times to see 10 great parts.  Plenty of kids’ playgrounds, wide open spaces for picnics, row boats and dad even got to buy a John Lennon badge from Strawberry Fields. I was very disappointed when I found out the ‘Friends’ Central Perk cafe was not real.


7. Let’s go Yankees. We got $5 tickets in the bleachers on my birthday and the kids were hooked.  $5 tickets were great but it turned out a little more expensive with 4 Yankees cap, hot dogs, beers, giant blue hands  (and that was just what I bought). One highlight was when mum proudly declared the Yankees had hit a 6 (that’s a cricket term for anyone that doesn’t know). Sporadically now, Evie belts out a “let’s go Yankees”. Piper also got pretty excited when the big screen had someone wearing her new Yankees hat.  “Look, my hat is famous!”


8. Don’t worry, you can still see all the major sites with kids with ease. Times Square (I was disappointed when Ez told me that I was not going to see the ball drop), the Statue of Liberty, High Line, Top of The Rock, Harlem gospel church service,Grand Central Station, walk the Brooklyn Bridge, Chelsea Markets,  we saw them all.  More sights than an Amsterdam electrician.  Just remember you can’t quite pack in as much as you usually would with two kids in tow.


9. Enjoy the New York food. We ate at Smorgasburg (awesome food markets), Shake Shack (numerous times), Grimaldi’s pizza, Katz deli, Little Italy, Serendipity 3. You name it, we ate it. There were street side pretzels, New York bagels, pastrami sandwiches, hot dogs and of course donuts.  I’m so big now I look like twins.


10. Forget the budget. We’ve worked on a bit of a sightseeing, transport and food budget as we’ve travelled the world so far. For NYC we made a pact to forget the budget for 2 weeks and do whatever we wanted.  We still weren’t fine dining but enjoyed our 2 weeks with no restrictions. We may have overdone it, looks like the kids will be back on bread and water for the next few weeks (*please note I only said kids).

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A couple great Piperisms when we were in NYC.

After Poppy rolled a gutter ball during ten pin, Piper went over and very solemnly gave him a pat on the back and said “Don’t worry Poppy, you’ll have another turn.”

Whilst talking about a little friend of ours Kai, Piper stops us and asks us if we are talking about the Kai from Kung Fu Panda.  We had to explain that we will never be talking about the Kai from Kung Fu Panda, it’s only her that is obsessed by Kung Fu Panda.


We need a little bit of downtime after leaving NYC as we packed plenty into our 2 weeks. It was a fantastic time, made even better by sharing it with mum and dad. Was also good to catch up with an old workmate (LK) and an old uni mate (Mr Sport).   What better place for downtime than our next stop, Las Vegas.  Ok, the downtime may have to wait until our road trip starts from Salt Lake City but more about that next time.

For more NYC photos, check out Erica’s gallery on New York

2 thoughts on “We Spread The News in New York

  1. Such a great blog Brett, I felt I was there with you. Loved the street art and all the photos really.
    Makes me want to go and see for myself as its been about 15 years since we were last there !
    What a vibrant city and you captured it so well!


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